A chap went to see his doctor after some tests. The doctor saw him and asked him, " I have good news and bad news for you. Which one you like to hear first ?" The chap replied, " I want to hear the good news first." The doctor then told him," You have very serious kidney cancer and you only have 3 weeks to live !"
The guy thought, " My God ! What kind of good news is this ?"
He asked the doctor," Then what is the bad news then?"
The doctor said very apologetically," I was supposed to tell you 2weeks ago but could not find your contact number !"