Wednesday, 6 December 2006


John was engaged to Jones and about to get married in a few months time. But one thing kept bothering him. He noticed that Jones' younger sister Lina , a 20 year old lass , had deliberately tried to flirt with him. She would wear tight mini skirt and low cut blouses and purposedly bent down before him.
One day, the little sister called John and asked him to come over the house to check the wedding invitations. When John arrived he noticed that Lina was alone at home.
She whispered to John that she had passionate feeling and desire for him. She told John that she wanted to make love with him just once before he got married and commited his life to the sister.
John was shocked and could not said a word.
She said " I am going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come upstairs and get me."
John was stunned. He was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs.
John stood there for a moment. Then he turned and went straight to the front door.
He opened the door and walked straight towards his car.
Suddenly he saw his future father-in-law at the end of the drive way.
With tears in his eyes, he hugged John and said." We are happy that you have passed our little test. We are proud of you ! Welcome to the family. "



Victor said...

Wah, the story is so x-rated until the last part. (By the way, do you know that a blogo-policeman lurks around here? He will censure you if you get out of line.)

Good story with a happy ending and a moral behind it too. Did you come up with the story yourself?

ahlee said...

No,it is not original.I am waiting for a few more comment before I say what is the moral of the story. You will laugh your head off !

Victor said...

Quick Chun See, comment leh. This Ah Lee is really like Lee Da Sha (Lei Dai Sor or 李大傻) - knows just how to keep people in suspense.

Lam Chun See said...

Shame on you Victor. Don't even know the answer to this one. Dare to put up pictures of what John was looking for in your blog some more.

Victor said...

Huh? I don't understand what you are driving at leh, Chun See. I am actually more innocent than you think, okay? Who is John by the way?

ahlee said...

Been away to Bintan Lagoon Resort since Friday, juck back.

The moral of the story is:-

John told his friends,

" NEVER keep it with you;
Always keep the condom in your car"

Victor said...

Ah I see. So Chun See is not as innocent as I thought.